What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?